ahh the drug companies.

I can deal with some corruption. The whole Blago thing is hilarious and as this article points out Ive frankly come to expect it. Its practically a fucking tradition. What a fucking role model. His wife sounds like a lovely fucking woman as well. BUT one thing that gets under my skin is corruption in the medical/pharmaceutical field. It kills me. Not to mention all the dietary nonsense they claim is good for your body. Drink milk. everyday says the government agency who happppeennnns to be comprised of CEOs and major share holders in the livestock industry. And not to mention the FDA. which is composed of farmers. A bitttttt of a conflict of interest. And clearly drugs are bad. Except all the adderal (aka amphetamine) that toddlers are on and then the xanax to sleep after that. Rule of thumb: If you have to have drugs to conteract effects of other drugs youre not in good shape. I mean granted I like xanax, valium and (for school) adderall as much as the next kid but I see it for what it is. A DRUG. just like weed, alcohol, caffeine etc. 'but waiiitt, im not an addict, im prescribed!"

SHOCKER

ummmmm awkward?

I was trying to stop...

but I just couldn't avoid this juicy palin WTF moment. I know we won...but she still exists and is a hilarious figure in American history/ culture.

More Palin Hatin

The woman who talks endlessly about how the public doesn't know 'the real Barack Obama' refuses to talk to the press. Or I should correct myself... she wants to talk but her handlers know that she just can't cut it and she's not fooling anyone. Oh wait... well...she's not fooling me.

Republicans

I don't understand how the party that once believed in small government has now become fully motivated by a Judeo-Christian agenda. They have become so obsessed with sexual mores and and religious values to put the government in your body and home. The Republicans would simply like no one to ever get abortions, and don't understand that liberals agree. But you simply cannot stop the action of abortion in a society just like you cannot stop sex. Its a question of coat hangers or not. Really. Harsh but true. And these are the people that don't want an educational focus on contraception, just abstinence. That really worked well for Sarah Palin's family... And then, (my favorite part) then people that are soooo obsessed with "life" fucking love guns and the death penalty.

I know this is not all republicans, but it truly is the core belief system. The other Republicans I know that I truly respect just want to make sure the rich get richer, or they are simply holding on to a party that does not exist anymore.

If youre in the mood...

For more Palin-hatin (my favorite sport). Here's a good opinion editorial. Good if you hate Sarah Palin that is. Its funny though because I feel like all the articles are preaching to the choir. I would love it if some conservatives would give a read to an opinion that the whole media agrees on (except Fox News and Elisabeth Hasselbeck) but I doubt thats happening. Enjoy.

Rut roh

This can't be a good sign.

Sarah Palin.... WTF

So everybody knows Sarah P is a fucking joke. I mean its hilarious.... except that shes real!! Not just a figment from the imagination of conservative, gun totin, beer bellied hicks. And everyone knows it. Really. Everyone. This clip cracks me up. Two conservative commentators don't realize they're still on air. O the hilarity.

Facebook Babies...

Facebook is everywhere and is borderline creepy. Its all too easy to stalk curious high school classmates, or the people I love to hate secretly. And of course, the people who after a few drinks I make fun of publicly. And only God and Mark Zuckerburg know who is looking at my page... "Look at that hippy slut" I can only imagine. Or maybe, "I wish I went to the University of Colorado too" hahaha. jk...maybe. Granted I fucking love facebook. Really though, not gonna lie; i am all about it. Infact I cant even
finish this entry with out checking it. Especially the whole tagging/sharing thing. although after a rowdy weekend some of the pics of me are far from attractive and borderline criminal. (thank god for untagging).

Now that any animal, vegetable, and mineral is allowed to have an account things have gotten weirder. The alias account used to be special and is now common place. Now pets have facebook accounts and I find this all fun and good. Especially if your pet is kick ass cool enough to deserve it (search Ewok Atuna, pictured above). Why not give an amusing possession an online persona? Of course it is merely for the owners enjoyment, I asked Ewok what he thought and he just grumbled and left the room.

BUT there is one helpless possession that does NOT NOT NOT belong on facebook, and that is your baby. Really, people. Your joyous blob of fat is cute and all, but they do not need their own account. I mean what is the future of that? When do they get to start regulating their own page? Kindergarten? When it takes a successful poop in the potty? How do you tell a kid that mommy and daddy have been pimping you out online since the day of your birth? WTF?