Coldplay

So today I had the pleasure of overhearing someone get REALLY REALLY excited about going to see Coldplay tonight. Really? Coldplay? Im glad people are seeing live music, to each his own bla bla bla. But lets all face it: Coldplay sucks. I mean theyre not completely worthless or anything but they could consider expanding their repertoire from the same melodic patterns and chord progressions to, I dont know something else? A little rythmic variety maybe? But no, the same melodramatic, operatic sappy shit. all the time. And people really cannot get enough of it. Theyre pretty much a poor man's Radiohead, if they're even worthy of that title. I heard that side effects of attending a Coldplay show can be, but are not limited to: to intense boredom, depression, artificially inflated emotions, depletion of creativity and taste, lack of libido, and castration.

the only cure is seeing a Ween show.

Dont worry. Dean and Gene can save you.